I'm currently engaged in idle speculation on what the USPS is doing with my Citation album.

It needed to travel just over 300 miles to get to me. It took two days to reach a city about a two hour drive north of me, where it sat long enough I wondered if perhaps they'd given it to a backpacker to walk it to my city, but after five days it turned up in a city about two hours drive south of me. That's where it is now. Tomorrow will be nine days. Fingers crossed.
I know, I lack patience.
