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We have many sayings, in Aus., to fit this situation, here are a couple. "She is a sausage short of a barbie (barbeque)". "She is a tile short of a roof". Steve  |
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The lights are on...but no one is home
playing solitare with a deck of 51 |
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A Philatelic mind
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| Edited by bobgggg - 06/22/2009 7:19 pm |
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OK, I've got one more, but it's a true story, so it will take the focus away from Dianne  Several years ago, I had a student in class who was sort of an odd duck. He wasn't dumb, but he thought on a different tangent than the rest of the class. One day he was absent for roll call, and a young lady in the class said, "some village was missing an idiot, so they kidnapped him." I guess I shouldn't have laughed but I almost hit the floor. KirkS [Edited for spelling] |
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| Edited by kirks - 06/22/2009 9:10 pm |
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Don't grumble that the roses have thorns, be thankful that the thorns have roses |
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not the sharpest tool in the shed or not the brightest crayon in the box and I heard that it was sharp as a marble |
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Dianne... I hope you found your marbles, I would hate to se this become a HOT TOPIC |
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Not yet bob  But I think I see them in the distance. Dianne  |
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Quote:
laswabbie: My father used to call me the village idiot. Now I'm insulted. Don't worry, Swabbie -- it's a different village |
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Posted 06/22/2009 7:00 pm
