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John then dressed for work and opened his front door to leave. There standing beside his Millenium Falcon Space ship  was the neighborhood bully!....  |
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John decided to skip work that day and stay home to watch football on tv...  |
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Since the bully was awaiting him outside, he couldn't take his mother-in-law for her new dentures or clean out her fish tank as planned for later that evening.....  |
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His mother-in-law was very upset with the news and planned to never come over to his house again...  |
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[timeout] If that's the mom-in-law, I wonder what the wife looks like [/timeout] |
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John shook his head really hard. Spaceship, football, mother-in-law,...WHAT am I thinking... |
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The monsterous face of the bully melted away and gradually reshaped itself into the round, cheerful face of Barney, the milkman....  |
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"H...elp me, Barney."
That was all John managed to say, before his consciousness faded away... |
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...John woke up in a local Emergency room at the hospital...  |
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His doctor told him to take two aspirin and call him in the morning. The doctor then wrote John a prescrition that he was to take to his pharmacy. Then the doctor said, "That'll be $245.00--gimme your money!"...  |
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| Edited by gussyboy1 - 04/18/2008 12:16 pm |
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"Gimme your money!"...The phrase hit John like a shotgun shell fired at point blank range. He had heard that before, several times. His head shot up instantly and he looked hard at the doctor's smiling face for the first time. Despite the fake beard, he recognized the man instantly. Da...vid, my god..., he gasped...  |
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Hey, we ought to write for the soap operas--we all make pretty good writers! ha
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The black car sped across the highway as fast as its owner could drive it... |
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Danny checked his watch as the car made a sharp turn. It was almost 8:30. If all had worked according to plan, John McIntyre would be dead by now... |
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