I have had this funny feeling someone was watching me.....

I thought it was the Bunyips.
I have a tin roof, and as the temperature varies,
there are lots of odd noises, creaks and grinds
as the huge bi-metallic strip does its work.
Sometimes Daddy Honeyeater walks along the corrugated iron
and you can hear the foosteps and the screeches and clicks
as he keeps the women in line.
Mind you, lying in bed with driving rain on a Tin Roof is the payoff
