Now we know why our mail is so delayed - it's being routed through the Alpha Quadrant aboard the USPS Forelorn Hope. According to the last message from Captain Alfred E. Neuman, their Warp Drive is inoperative so delays are inevitable and unavoidable. Please stand by.
"Your package will arrive later than expected, but is still on its way. It is currently in transit to the next facility."
Posted 02/03/2021 9:49 pm
