Dear "A Collector and a Customer",
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Dear USPS,
The buying habits of the public have changed. A lot of consumer stamp purchases now happen in ATM machines, vending machines and grocery stores.
Our extensive research has also observed the same phenomena. As a result, we began closing down many under-utilitized post offices to save money. But because of public outcry over the closure of favorite local post offices, we revised our approach and now keep all post offices open. However, we have cut down on post office hours so you can take a break from your job. We have also cut down the number of on-hand window clerks; but don't worry about the wait -- remember you will be spending the time enjoying your favorite local post office!
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Because of that, the market for commemorative stamps has dwindled down to just collectors at the point. That being said, I humbly request the following:
1. Please stop issuing sheets that are bigger than an US Letter size sheet of paper. Collectors wants to get setenants together, and preferably in the same binder. The fact that the Greeting from America sheets sit in a separate book in my collection annoys me.
Our extensive market research has also revealed this. We completely understand and have worked rapidly to incorporate your suggestion into the 2012 Stamp Program. We will re-issue all the older 50 stamp setenants into ATM subset booklets of 10, making them into 45c stamps for the sake of tradition. In addition, we will implement a novel "setenant rotation" in which exactly one stamp will be duplicated in each booklet of 10. To get the missing 10th stamp, you will have a thrilling time buying more booklets to see if you can collect the entire subset of 10; and, do the same for the remaining 4 subsets of 10. It will be like playing the lottery! What fun!
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2. Knock it off with the 2 sided crap. Really. Do you know how annoying it is to fit a TWO SIDED sheet into a stamp album? And, NO, I am not buying two of them, so I can see both sides when I mount it to a piece of paper.
Agreed! No need for extensive market research. I, too, find that personally annoying. So all those two-sided booklets, we will combine them all into a giant over-sized sheet of 50 setenant stamps. You will have great fun showcasing your oversized sheet in your collection!
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3. Keep the definitives self-adhesive. Make the commemoratives gummed. All these commemoratives are bought by collectors, and the majority of collectors want gummed and perforated stamps. Make 'em happy.
Our extensive market research shows that the general public doesn't know what's good for them. But we do want to make everybody happy. So from now on, all stamps will be issued in both self-adhesive and water-activated gum formats. We will also introduce a new 3rd format -- water-activated self-adhesive stamps! Just add water, and the stamp becomes self-adhesive!
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4. Larger quantities and less stamps per year. You are in a budget crisis (caused by government robbery and email, I understand that), so why not cut the number of stamps you make in half, but double the quantity of each stamp, so there still enough around to fill the need.
Understood. You want us to double the number of issues each year, but cut the number we print by half. Will do!
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On the plus side, thanks for getting my mail to me on time every day, and thanks for being rated the best post office in the world.
Kind Regards,
A Collector and a Customer.
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