It's unbelievable what people will pay other people to do for them.
For $50, you can get a "1st Class Postage Consultation."
Services included:
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STEP ONE: CONSULTATION
• You've spent countless hours debating the finer points of font size, complementary colors and printing press techniques to create the stationery of your dreams, and now the post office wants you to slap a stamp of the Liberty Bell on all your hard work? That might be fine if you live in Philadelphia, but what about the rest of us? Let me help you find a collage of vintage US postage that reflects and enhances your vision.
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STEP 3: APPLICATION
• Do you really want to lick ALL those stamps? I don't want to lick them either, but I've perfected a process to apply them quickly and accurately (no licking required), and will happily adhere them to your envelopes.
To read more:
www.etsy.com/listing/43431588/1st-class-postage-consultation
Hmmmm, I wonder if anyone here would pay me to lick their hinges for them?
