Well, Phil:
I guess you make a good point. I teach in a Community College in rural North Carolina. A few years ago, I gave an exam on some fairly difficult material. After the exam, I asked one of my students -- a real country boy -- "how was it?"
After a bit of thought, he said, "it wasn't as bad as a sharp stick in the eye."

So, upon reflection, I guess it wouldn't be so bad to count those stamps after all.