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You say, "I am looking for a gift for a little collector ...
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I say that I am looking for stamps for my children
Ahh, I see... use my children! It wouldn't be an out-and-out lie, necessarily...
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Be a fussy airhead, we will nominate you for an Academy Award.
I'm visualizing my performance now... "Ooh, that red and blue one is pretty, but the old airplane is upside down..."