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I don't know about anyone else. My biggest complaint is the idiot who calls, says he is from MicroSoft and says that my computer is putting garbage on the internet. I told one I don't have a computer and the response was "Are You Sure?"
A few years ago I received one of the Microsoft calls, probably the third one that week, and having some free time decided to "play" the caller.
After telling me that he was calling about "the Windows", I immediately responded along the lines of: "oh no is it serious, I am so worried now, what will I do?".
He informed me that it was very serious, but not to panic as he was there to help me sort it out.
I then acted the extreme computer illiterate, firstly telling him that my computer was off, and asking if I needed to switch it on, for the most part, he was very patient, although he asked a number of times what my computer was doing after I had supposedly had switched it on, and each time I responded with: it says it is "Loading Windows". After keeping him hanging on for about 5 minutes I informed him that it was up and running.
He then tried to get me to load Internet Explorer by clicking on the icon on the desktop, but after me taking some time describing each and every icon on my desktop in detail, he eventually concluded that the IE icon was not to be found there and instead walked me through running it from the menu. Needless to say, being the computer klutz I am, this was not a quick undertaking.
Success! Eventually, I managed to open Internet Explorer and he had me attempt to go to some web site. After repeatedly getting the error "Internet Explorer cannot display the web page", he had me try and check my internet settings to which I eventually responded, "But, I don't have the Internet, do I need to have the Internet for this to work?".
He was outraged, saying "How can you not have the internet, everybody has the internet, why are you wasting my time?".
To which I replied, "Because you are criminal SCUM" to which he yelled, just before slamming the phone down, "you f... idiot, you can't even be speaking proper English, the word is SCAM, not SCUM!".
Clive